we can't get you laid

This week at ZERO...

bonjour you,

Happiest of summers to you all. I had to take a brief sabbatical from the internet after a boy i’m kissing ~casually~ mentioned that his sister recognized me from my “little instagram videos.”

Humiliating? Deeply. Insecure? Beyond.

But hey, that’s marketing in the modern age, baby 💋.

yikes!

HIGHLIGHT OF THE WEEK

guess proximity to ZERO won’t get you laid. Back to the drawing board.

I guess grammar is optional on text?

OUTFITS OF THE WEEK

This week I wore the Awen Dress from our Euro Summer Collection for #date night. Really Really loving everything about this dress, truly the perfect little black dress.

Meanwhile, Miss Ellie looks stunning and $expensive$ in the Triangle Black Jacket, with her Black Knot Bag.

face begging for makeup

slay purrrr

HATE COMMENTS OF THE WEEK

translating this to: quiet ZERO girls you aren’t important.

Ellie, I sent him your address. Sleepover time!

Our first attempt at launching a collection with the Euro Summer Edit has been such a success thanks to you all. The support means the world to us ❤️ 

Wishing you all the best of luck in getting laid this week.

There are few things better than a good laugh and a great outfit. We hope to give you both.

With love,

Brigitte & Ellie

2021 throwback HEY.

my friends chirped me saying a $30 gift card is lame… thoughts???