howdy,

The sir I’ve been kissing told me he overheard his coworkers talking about ZERO and the “cool” girls who run it…To whoever you are, please identify yourself, as a lifetime value of free product awaits you. It’s because of you that I now seem impressive and relevant, and I couldn’t love you more.

OUTFITS OF THE WEEK

Just a little update on what the “cool” girls have been wearing 😎.

Ellie looks epic in the matching Kaia Set. It’s giving Zendaya Challengers energy in an everyday way. Not pictured: the matching top. Match point! (tennis pun… so good. 😎)

Meanwhile, I’m ripping the Georgie Fold-Over Shorts. The irony here is that I’m actually a huge NY hater, but the shorts are cute. Comments on toned calves welcomed.

HIGHLIGHT OF THE WEEK

It’s now scientifically proven that wearing the Ms. Pennyworth Sweater results in compliments.

HATE COMMENTS OF THE WEEK

sickos.

Ellie and I signed on with some brands so good this week that we literally gasped when the contracts came through. Can’t wait for everyone to see.

There are few things better than a good laugh and a great outfit. We hope to give you both.

With love,

Brigitte & Ellie