hello all,

Happy Wednesday from ZERO! We have a photoshoot next Thursday, so my inbox is flooded with modeling agents sending me photos of girls to choose from…I feel like a totally creepy guy on Tinder, swiping through options, aggressively trying to punch above my weight.

An actual line I put in an email this week: 'Looking for females, preferably unique look, European high fashion,' as typed by the girl with neck acne.

OUTFITS OF THE WEEK

On another note, this week my body and the Genevieve Skirt reunited with the sunshine of Los Angeles. I sized up to wear around le hip and couldn't love it more.

Miss Ellie is sporting the Georgie Top. The polka dots are too good, and I am so glad they are back for good, coupled with the flattering cut of this tank. It doesn’t get better than this, ladies and gentlemen.

HIGHLIGHTS OF THE WEEK

I would like to officially announce our most loyal fans: Ellie’s boyfriend and her boyfriend’s dad. To everyone who lacks the enthusiasm for ZERO that Panka Mandalia embodies, may he be your teacher.

HATE COMMENTS OF THE WEEK

In the spirit of announcing our most loyal fans, I would also like to acknowledge our most loyal fighter. To whoever crosses ZERO, may you feel the wrath of said Zach Rice.

& to this Zach, a discount code awaits you, my hero.

Have the best week all! There are few things better than a good laugh and a great outfit, we hope to give you both.

With love,

Brigitte & Ellie